Mug mug mug
Coffee mug
Gonna clear away the haze
Liquid proof
That I can win this race
Coffee mug
The grip that keeps me tall
My inter-link
Keeps me questing all

I don't need no booze or drugs
I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug
And I don't need your kiss and hug
I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug

They haven't banned
My liquid drug of choice
There's too many hooked
And they've got too much voice
So for the moment
We're all pretty good to go
With 98 cups
With 98 more to go

I don't need no booze or drugs
I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug
And I don't need your kiss and hug
I just chug-a-lug-o my coffee mug

Here a bean, there a bean
Everywhere a mean mean bean

Chug - a - lug - o - my
Coffee - mug, mug, mug, mug

New love new fun new me

Isn't that the way it's supposed to be
New fear, nothings clear to me
And that's how it's always gonna be
I’ve never been real sure of myself
Never trusted someone else
Something you do puts my fears to rest

We'll bring it up and never touch the ground
And when you need me I’ll be around
This is how it's gonna be

If you don't get sick of me

She loved me and i loved her it was all so fun and new
We were going to go all over the world
And do everything there is to do
But something spoiled our plans
We couldn't meet our own demands
Every problem put us to the test

We brought it up but then we let it down
And when she needed me i wasn't around
That was how it had to be

Then she just got sick of me

Relationships deteriorate

I’ve seen it from the start
Easy as it is to fall in love

It’s easier to fall apart
I won't let it fall apart

Bring it up and never touch the ground
And when you need me I’ll be around
This is how it's gonna be

If you don't get sick of me

We’ll hold it up and never let it down
And when you need me I’ll be around
This is how it's gotta be

So you don't get sick of me
So you don't get sick of me
So you don't get sick of me

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CAUGHT

Hear about the president?
He used to smoke pot
He never broke the law
Cause he never got caught

It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime
Guilty of being caught red handed
The roll of the dice says your gonna do time
Guilty of being caught red handed

Junkie drug dealer does 50 years time
While millionaire murderer just pays a fine

It's a sign of the times
It's the ultimate crime
Guilty of being caught red handed

The roll of the dice says you're gonna do time
Guilty of being caught red handed

I'll pretend not to see
What you pretend you don't do
I'm innocent like you

So many stupid laws
Gonna have to break a few
Speed or run a red light I might too
When the man pulls you over like it or not
Your just one of the many
Only you got caught

It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime
Guilty of being caught red handed
The roll of the dice says you're gonna do time
Guilty of being caught red handed

I'll pretend not to see
What you pretend you don't do
I'm innocent

It's a sign of the times ultimate crime
Guilty of being caught red handed
Roll of the dice, says you're gonna do time
Guilty of being caught red handed

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WHEN I GET OLD

What will it be like when I get old
Will I still hop on my bike
And ride around town
Will I still want to be someone
And not just sit around
I don't want to be like other adults
Cause they've already died
Cool and condescending, fossilized
Will I be rich will I be poor
Will I still sleep on the floor

What will it be like when I get
What will I be like when I get
What will it be like when I get old

Will I still kiss my girlfriend
And try to grab her ass
Will I still hate the cops and have no class
Will all my grown up friends say
They've seen it all before
They say hey act your age and I'm immature
Will I do myself proud or only what's allowed

What will it be like when I get
What will I be like when I get
What will it be like when I get old

Will I sit around and talk about the old days
Sit around and watch T.V.
I never want to go that way
Never burn out not fade away
As I travel through my time
Will I like what I find

What will it be like when I get
What will I be like when I get
What will it be like when I get old

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DOGHOUSE

In the world of man in the great rat race
Makes his speeches
Then he does what he please
Winners of the mosh impart their grace
As I wallow in the mush in a doggy daze

I live in a kennel smells like rotten cheese
Chums lots of flies but why should I mind
Then I get trashed by the ho thats my wife
Can't get enough of kickin my hiney

Life in the canine world
Cats to chase and a bone to bury
Full of doggy stench in this poo poo place
If I get a piece of tail
I don't want to get married

This is just a doghouse why should I stay
If these folks are crazy
They try to tell me
That they know where it's at
I don't know maybe I'm lazy

This is my doghouse, you said I'm a dog
I live like a dog this is my dog house

So now its time to go work for the man
I work for the man at the taco stand
I keep on grinding like a dog always does
No place to hide for this American dog

This is my doghouse, you said I'm a dog
I live like a dog this is my doghouse

When I frickin find what I’m lookin for

I dig right in and take my place

Maybe I seem crass and crude

But a dog’s got to do what a dog got to do

This is my doghouse, you said I'm a dog
I live like a dog this is my doghouse

I'm just a dog, I eat cat feces, feel like a
Hydrant on this doggy street
Live in the doghouse, everybody hates me
I want to get laid, but everybody takes me
I'm your dog and you're bitches

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SHE LOVES ME

She loves me it's not just in my head
She loves me even though it's not been said
And if anything means anything
Then this means something good
And I guess I'd love her back if I only could

She loves me
I can see it when she smiles ear to ear
She loves me and I'm sure that she can't hear
How I scream out for someone else
When I'm asleep or by myself
How I'm so sad I hate myself
Don't know where to go for help

Her love could never grow sour
Becomes more pure with every hour
And I never wanted anything like that from her

But still she loves me
It's not just in my head
She loves me even though it's not been said
And if anything means anything
Then this means something good
I guess I'd love her back if I only could

She loves me
And I know she can accept me for myself
She loves me and I'm shure that she can't help
How I'm this close to cashing in
How I chase dreams that don't exist
How I hate girls and I hate my life
The pain that rips me tears me ruins me
And her love could never grow sour
It grows more pure with every hour
I never wanted anything like that from her

But still she loves me
(I don't have to be all by myself)
She loves me
(She don't love no one else)
She loves me
The way she loves me
The way she loves me

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HATEFUL NOTEBOOK

The words she writes will change the world
She's much smarter than me
Inside she writes a side of herself
She won't let me see

Such a hateful little girl
Her little book is her whole world
It's all there in her little book
And I can't help but wonder
But she says I'll never understand

She says there's no love
And everyones out to get her
She keeps me shut out
And I don't want to let her

Such a hateful little girl
Her little book is her whole world
It's all there in her little book
And I can't help but wonder
What chapter I fit under, yeah

I'm a stone age male and that's a fact
There's so much more to me than that

Such a hateful little girl
Her little book is her whole world
She's writing in her little book
She don't like me
But she's got me hooked
And I can't help but wonder
What she's like between the covers
And I can't help but wonder
What she's like between the covers
And I can't help but wonder
What she's like between the covers, yeah

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WE

I don't care what they say
Those numbers don't mean a thing
We've got it made

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EUNUCH BOY

Eunuch boy, eunuch boy
Thought a lawnmower was another toy
Don't laugh at him cause he can't piss straight
He can't even masturbate

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THIS PLACE

This place sux
I haven't found a single thing to call my own
And there's nothing left for me to do
Just play the game, pretend to do work
No my boss isn't a jerk
It's just this place

This place sux
I've been slinking through the halls
Like an unwashed dog
And everybody treats me like a criminal
Talk about me behind my back
At least I don't have a stick up myself
Like the people in this place

This place sux
This place sux
This place sux

I feel my confidence draining away
I feel them laughing at me everyday
I never thought it would end up this way
Good thing I'm not going to stay

This place sux
I haven't found a single friend in
Three whole years
Cause there's nobody here but the bible boys
Talking about their white bread politics
Gotta leave the room
Cause you're making me sick
Gotta leave this place
This place sux

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I WON'T LET ME

While you are away I'm waiting
I'm out of my mind you're out of town
You know I'm no stranger to frustration
I won't break I won't let you down

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THANK YOU

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Descendents: "DESCENDENT/ALL"

ALL

All!

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COOLIDGE

I'm not a cool guy anymore
As if I ever was before
I took a look at all the signs
Then rolled it over in my mind
The feelings I could not release
Became a bitter part of me
What was I thinking of?
It couldn't stay the way it was
I looked at my reflection
And I saw a stranger's face
I saw where I was going
And I had to walk away

I lost a girl, it's Just as well
She tried to save me from myself
I've still got her on my mind
Tossing and turning in my bed
But if she had stayed another week
I would have dragged her down with me
She took it till she'd had enough
Is that what I though love was?
I told her "see you later"
But it's hard to see at all
At the bottom of the barrel
With your back against the wall

I'm not a cool guy anymore
Left it behind, then locked the door
I know you can't escape the past
Now I look back and have to laugh
I was my worst enemy
It almost got the best of me
What was I thinking of?
It couldn't stay the way it was
I looked up one day and saw that
It was up to me
You can only be a victim if you
Admit defeat

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NO, ALL!

No, All!

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VAN

Here in my van
I can beat my small cock
Fart on your face
Sleep on a loaf
Here in my can
I can piss in a cup
Scrounge for some change
Do what I want
I can lose

Here in my van
I can eat my small squid
Dance the can-can
With my feet in the air
Here in my can
I can play the Last tape
Play  my small uke
Write stupid songs
Like this one

Haven't slept in days, but that's OK.
Gonna let 'er eat
Cat pizza road apples coffee shun Vivarin
Have a little snack
Put in a quarter and play road rally
Driving sown the dark corridor
Fall asleep and wake up in another place

Here in my can
I can hate everyone
Wait for no girls to call me in the middle of the night
Here in my van
I can lose my small mind

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CAMEAGE

I'm looking straight down
I'm sick and I need a friend
I didn't know they came like that
I'm thinking things now
I thought I'd never think
I didn't know they came like that

You came so quickly right in and out of my life
I didn't know they came like that
Did I ever tell you how much I love to hold you
I didn't know they came like that

It doesn't even matter if I live or die
The only thing that matters is you're by my side
There's no turning back from this one

I judged too quickly, I've never been good at trust
I didn't know they came like that
But did I ever tell you how much I love to love you
I didn't know they came like that

It  doesn't even matter if I live or die
The only thing that matters is you're by my side
There's no turning back from this one
No turning back from this one

It's not that I don't want your love
But I don't deserve anyone
I didn't know they came like that
I will return to you
When I am 32
I didn't know they came like that

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IMPRESSIONS

That could be me
That could be me
Walking down the Seine
Where I'd throw my glasses away

That could be us
That could be us
Walking through the garden
Watch the flowers melt together
Boats reflected in the river

The picture on my wall
Your picture in my wallet
Blurry and beyond
If I stare and stare, maybe I'll be there

and we'd walk through, breathe through open mouth
I don't care what they'd say

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ICEMAN

He's not alive, he can't dream
Stone cold monster, thinking machine
Never feels anger or pain
What's left of his heart is inside his brain

Get down on your knees
Say pretty please
Or do you want to freeze?
The iceman cometh

My pretty pretty thing
Do you you want to freeze?

Born without a hug or an ounce of love
Doesn't know how much he can hurt someone
Do you feel the chill in his calculated prose
His words will kill if you leave yourself exposed
He is part of our generation
Let us mourn
It's too late to save this child
It started when he was born
The iceman cometh

Keep your distance, don't get too close
A beautiful girl once made that mistake
She froze

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JEALOUS OF THE WORLD

Jealous of the world again
Dont even try to be my friend
Everything is wrong for me
And everything's right for them
Jealous of the world again
Don't give a shit about your deadly sin
Jealous of the world again

I'd like to interrupt you
Fuck you to everything you say
It's nothing personal, mind you
But either you or I should go away
So go away
Jealous of the world again
Don't even try to be my friend
Everything is wrong for me
And everything's right for them
Jealous of the world again
I represent the worst in man
Jealous of the world again

You belong to a useless subset
The one that's not me
Don't try to define my problems
Or understand me
I'll trip you up, I'll flip you off
Pardon me
Don't wanna hear your voice
I think I'll fart on your face

And there's nothing you can do
And there's nothing I can do
I'll just stay away from you
I'd like to make a comment
Roll down the window and scream
I hate you 'cause I hate me
I gotta shake this disease

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CLEAN SHEETS

Clean sheets mean a lot to a guy who sleeps on the floor
I whited your love, and a shelf in your dresser drawer
you tucked me in, stopped my tossing and turning
But I turned back the covers and saw those sheets are dirty

Even thought you'll never come clean
you know it's true
Those sheets are dirty
And so are you

The warmth of a bed to a guy who sleeps on the floor
Was enough to perpetuate all the lies I heard before
I want to hold you, I'll hold my pillow instead
Cause my pillow will never lie or be with a stranger in my bed

Where's the love I was looking for
It's out the door
I'm afraid to see you anymore
so it's back on the floor
Cause those sheets are dirty

Woke up this morning alone on the floor
Thinking about those clean sheets and the way it was before
When I looked in the mirror, I saw your face and thought of the past
But now I know how dirty you are, I took my fist and smashed the glass

Those sheets are dirty
Those sheets are dirty
Those sheets are dirty

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PEP TALK

It's not the end of the world
Since your baby left you
It's gonna be okay
You don't need her anyway

You're looking around for someone to love
So you don't have to face the world alone
But give it some time and you might find
That you're better off on you own
Cause you could be dead right now
You could be the stupidest thing in the world
But you're not, look at what you've got
And stop thinking about that girl

You deserve the best, but it's up to you to get it
don't settle for less, you know you're gonna regret it

It's not the end of the world
Since your baby left you
It's gonna be okay
You don't need her anyway

Watching the rube, moping around
Might as well be six feet underground
You're watching the game go by
Waiting for the final score
You got the beer commercials memorized
So you've probably heard this before
But this ain't the TV talking to you
It's a friend who's gonna tell you what you can do

You deserve the best, but it's up to you to get it
don't settle for less, you're the best and don't you forget it

I know what you're thinking ... you'll never find another
And even if you did, well, you couldn't love her
But out there somewhere is the person, place or thing
That you need to make you believe in you

It's not the end of the world
Since your baby left you
It's gonna be okay
You can find something better anyway

Just take your time. and you will find
What your life requires
Just take your time. and you will find
What your heart desires
Just take your time. and you will find
You will find

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ALL-O-GISTICS

Thou shalt not commit laundry
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's food
Thou shalt not create ties with the scathed
Thou shalt always go for greatness
Thou shalt not commit adulthood
Thou shalt not partake of Decaf
Thou shalt not suppress flatulence
Thou shalt commit thyself to an institution
Thou shalt not have no idea
Thou shalt not commit hygiene
Thou shalt not take the van's name in vain
Thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all

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SCHIZOPHRENIA

It's dark outside, I'm riding alone
But I know the road
Can't even see ahead of my nose
But I know the road
A little scared, but I know where to go
Cuz I know the road
I can do it by feel, take it real slow
I know the road

Hold on--a fork in the road
Life in transition
Hold on--moving too fast
In the wrong direction
Hold on--gotta feel the road
Know my position

Break the speakers, crack the books
Over you shoulder, not another look
Burn off the shackles of a wooden past
Melt through the ice, be free at last
Dare to be stupid, dare to smell
You can be crazy, you can be hell
The end result is always the same
Whichever you choose, you lose--you're insane

Granite poured into my veins
Black hole explodes in my brain
The accident is to blame
You say you're going insane
Say it like you mean it, man
I wish I could, but I can't
You say that life is a pain
It isn't for me, man
I don't feel anything at all

Shield myself from the world
Hold everything inside
Fold my arms across my chest
Shield the world from myself
Make sure the sleeves are tied
Wrap my arms across my chest
Death is my life
Life is my Death
Lay my arms across my chest

I know the road, I know where it goes
I know the road, I know where it goes
Don't tell me what I already know
I know where it goes, that's why I'm going so slow

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Descendents: "I Don't Want To Grow Up"

DESCENDENTS

Just because we've gone away
Here's a message from me and Ray
We're not gonna let the music die
Join us if you've got the energy

We're the proud the few
Descendents rockin alone tonight
We're the proud the few
Descendents pickin our butts tonight

We're looking for a few good men
Degenerates need not apply
Attitude is a must
On our endless quest
To play hard play fast
You must sacrifice
Nothing else will suffice
Pay the price

We never did a popular thing
Don't even know how to sing
Couldn't sell out a telephone booth
What I'm telling ya is the truth

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I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP

I don't want to grow up
I don't want to grow up

If growing up means being like you
Then I don't want to be like you
Recycled trash
It's deja vu

I don't want to grow up
I don't want to grow up

You're grown up told what to do
Your suit can't hide the truth
You're a fool
And I refuse to be like you

I don't want to grow up

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PERVERT

Don't you think it's time I let you know
Don't you think I should before you go
I'm not gonna let you get away
Cuz I want to fuck you night and day
I'm a pervert

I like to go out on dates
See a movie communicate
We'll go home and have some fun
I'll tell you sure you're the only one
Then when I leave your house I smell of sex

Then I know I'm a pervert because I like it
Then I know I'm perverted because I want it
Want it all of the time

Don't you sometimes wonder what I want
Don't you sometimes think I just want your cunt
I'd hate to think that romance is just a pose
But all I want to do is rip off your clothes
I'm a pervert

I like to hold you in my arms
You know I wouldn't do you harm
I never take advantage in my book that's a sin
But somehow I find myself caressing your skin
Then there's one word on my mind and that word is fuck

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ROCKSTAR

Rockstar
Poser
Asshole
Satisfaction
Recognition
Leave me alone
Rockstar
See if you can do two things at once
Go away and leave me alone

Rockstar
Asshole
Loser
Satisfaction
Recognition
Leave me alone

Let's exploit rock and roll
To it's fullest potential

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NO FB

What do I care what you think of me
What do you think you mean to me
You mean nothing can't you see
And I don't want to smell your stinky beave

No Fat Beaver
No Fat Beaver
Swear I'm gonna leave her
Can't stand her Fat Beaver

You look real nice to talk to
But I can't stand to look at you
Stop chasing me all over the place
And get your fucking F B out of my face

You may be the only chance I've got
But I think I'd rather be shot

Go away from me you fucking F B

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GCF

All I want is some Good Clean Fun
All I want is some Good Clean Fun

You can freak out you can shoot up
You can fall down you can self destruct
Just leave me alone

Work hard play hard work up a sweat
Stay out of trouble if you're able
Don't spoil my day

So don't misunderstand what I say
It's hard to say not and not OK.
Just take the drugs out of sex and drugs and rock and roll

All I want is some Good Clean Fun
All I want is some Good Clean Fun

You can freebase fall on your face waste what you got
Don't corrupt my life
Just leave me alone
Drown in alcohol I don't care at all
I like lust and sexual thrust
I like Good Clean Fun

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CAN'T GO BACK

It's not like you said it was
Nothing like you said it was
It's a dirty old place and I can't go back
It's not like you said it was
Nothing like you said it was
I've been misused and I can't go back

It's a dirty old place and it's full of lies
And I can't see a thing through virgin's eyes
It's a dirty old place and it's full of lies
And I'm still seeing through virgin's eyes

Tonight and I can't go back and I can't go back

I had a young boy's dream
But I can plainly see
It's a filthy world and I can't go back
Now I can't go back
Now I can't go back
I've been misused and I can't go back

Everybody here is out to get me
Or at least that's how it seems to me
Everybody here is laughing at me
But now I know my weakness is my strength

And I want to go back and I can't go back

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SILLY GIRL

Started on a summer Sunday the pink dress on the setting sun
You were going to grandma's house I was too scared to come

Silly girl I'm beggin you
Tell me all the things that I want to hear
Silly girl I'm in love with you

I had to run to catch you, you always move so fast
With your cute little smile and silly laugh, God gave me love at last

They said just stay away and now I wish I had
I'm so in love with you, my silly girl

They made me go away, sometimes life isn't fair
But I'll be back some day, I hope you'll still be there

When you're just a Silly boy like me you're always so scared
I was too scared to love you, even though I really cared

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MY WORLD

Went to the No Nukes rally
The Don Quixotes made me feel silly
Went to the punk rock show
Nobody that I know did go
Went to my university
Boys and girls dress up and look pretty]
Went to the party last night
I was there but it was really out of sight

My world is my mind
I'm locking myself inside
People they can't get in
I have no use for them

Just came from my girl's bed
Don't think I'll ever forget what she said
I tried to show her my song
She laughed and said the chords were all wrong
Went out to look at the moon
Blood red and the water was too
Just ran away from her house
Not another word from her pretty little mouth

Went to the toilet and sat down
There was no one else around
I went inside my closet
Took my guitar and strummed upon it
Went out to run 5 miles
Sifted through my personal files
Went to my desk to study
There's no world no love nobody but me
And that's the way it's gonna be

So stop knocking
Stop it

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CHRISTMAS VACATION

You were depressed you were really messed up
You know I understand
But why did you not talk to me
Why didn't you help me prepare for the nightmare

You took a vacation into oblivion
You were so low and I felt like I didn't know you
Christmas vacation you took a vacation from me

Once it ended I mended myself
But is keeps falling back down off the shelves in my head
A twinge of pain now a shudder of disgust
As I shield my eyes from my own memory

I knew all about your plans
I really did understand
But you didn't let me know
I wasn't invited to go
Christmas vacation you took a vacation from me

I watched in desperation as you stumbled before my eyes
She needs beer, she doesn't need me I finally realized
My anger and pain in all your fun, you couldn't recognize
I stopped caring long before you started to cry

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IN LOVE THIS WAY

I'm lonely today, won't you come out to play
When I'm with you all the world goes away
Your smile and your eyes, they keep me alive
Your voice is a bell that massages my mind

And it make me wonder
And it makes me sad
And it makes me nervous
And it makes me mad

Because I think about you every night and day
And when I could have asked I let it slip away
I've got to get to know you, but I'm so afraid
Well it's so hard to be a friend and be in love this way

Oh talk to me please, you've brought me to my knees
Only your words melt my twenty year freeze
I've known you so long I've known all along
But suddenly my thoughts of you are so strong

Because I wonder if I'm more than just a friend
Did I really see a fire - or just inside my head
Sometimes I know you just want me to go away
Well it's so hard to be a friend and be in love this way

Karen may I see your blue eyes
Karen may I tell you tonight
That is makes me wonder

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GOOD GOOD THINGS

I know a place up in the air
It's not very far, I've been there before
I know a place, cool and warm
cooling my blood, warming my heart

So come on down and walk with me, and tell me I'm your man
I only want to know a couple of things about you
Where were you when I was in so much trouble with myself
And do you still believe in me like I believe

I've been thinking good good things about you
cool and warm, good good things about you
If you've been thinking good good things about me
So cool and warm when you put your arms around me

On my own, I know where to go
Living the lie, in your eyes
I know a place, cool and warm
Cooling my blood, warming my soul

So come on down and walk with me, and tell me I'm your man
Let's see if I can get it right with you this time around
I'm not afraid of losing you my little girl
But do you still believe in me like I believe

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ACE

I see the anger in the back of your eyes
I know the vengeance running through your mind
You're up on the cross with a heart full of nails
Hanging your head low whenever you fall

You're thinking. Nows the time
You keep saying. Now's the time
But you still keep standing still
You're free now. Now's the time
It's over now. Now's the time
And I believe. Now's the time to live

And there ain't a thing now that you can do
You expect everyone to have pity on you
Nobody else can put their life in your hands
So get up and move while you still have the chance

With all of your mind and all of your soul
And all of your heart, if you want to be smart
You've got a lot to give don't throw it away
You'll have your way some day, it will come to you

Let's see what you do with the rest of your days
You had it all and you gave some away
It's not going to matter when you're dead and gone
You'll be rewarded for the good that you've done

So quit thinking. Now's the time
And start doing. Now's the time
You've got a lot to live for
So quit crying. Now's the time
And start trying. Now's the time
Now's the time. Now's the time to live

You say you've been run through the lover's mill
But people are starving while you get your fill
There's no time for standing still
There's another void that you can fulfill
That you can fulfill

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Descendents: "Milo Goes To College"

BIKEAGE

Running out of time again
Where did you go wrong this time?
When your problems overwhelm you
Go get drunk it's party time
Take a quaalude, relax your mind
Relax your body tool
Run from problems but
You'll never get away
No one loves you, and you
Wonder why?
Sitting there with your
Mouth full of beer
Your eyes are glazed, your face is red
Who's gonna pick you up
and use you for tonight?
And when you're on the streets
With a needle in your arm
Selling your body for another fix
Who's gonna pick you up and take
You home with them tonight? Not me!
Running out of breath again you're an
Old maid, but you're only 15
You're losing your little girl's charm
Cry all night but you'll never get it back
Don't be afraid, it's not too late
Save yourself, I need you here
Wearing off, wearing out
I can't think about this cause it
makes me sick

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HOPE

Why can't you see
you torture me
you're already thinking about someone else
when he comes home you'll be in his arms
and I'll be gone
but I know
My day will come
I know someday
I'll be the only one

So now you wait for his spark
you know it'll turn you on
he's gonna make you feel
the way you want to feel
when he starts to lie
when he makes you cry
you know I'll be there
My day will come
I know someday
I'll be the only one

Call me selfish call me what you like
I think it's right
to want someone for all your own
and not to share her love
And I'll have my way
you won't have a say
anyway
I've got you
you didn't stand a chance

You want perfection
I see your self destruction
You don't know what you want
It's gonna take you years to find out
I'm not giving up
and when you've had enough
you'll take your bruised little head
and you'll come running back to me
You know that I'm gonna be the only one.

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M-16

Go shoot your M-16 (x 4)
I'm not going to live your American Dream!
"Army life is right for me
Kill to save democracy
Got a rebel in my sights
Money's worth more than his life."
So kill ... it's fun!

Shoot him you're better than him
Shoot him in the eye
Shoot him it gives you a thrill
Just like as a kid only now it's for real

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TONYAGE

You beat up Fearl's bass player
You were all surfers last year
3 years ago it wasn't cool
You spit on me, but I'm no one
Eh, bobby pin had long hair
But you spit on darby crash
He had a fucking mohawk man
3 years ago
Forming in 1975
I'm a new waver
My girlfriend's a surfer
I'm no more a trendy than you are
And she's not going to fuck you anyways
Eh, it doesn't matter, you all suck
You don't know shit about punk rock
You're just a bunch of drug addicts
Screwing up what we call FUN
I hate everything, that means you
I hate you more than I do
I got no time to sleep, time to get laid
I got a 2" x 2", but it doesn't matter
Fake hard core
You spit on URINALS

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I'M NOT A LOSER

Think that I'm a loser
'Cause my pants are really too low
Think that I'm a slob
'Cause I got holes in my shoes
Think my cock is like
I like my dirty shirt
Well you can fuck off
'Cause I'm working sixty a week
You think that life is really tough
When your pappy won't buy
You a brand new car
Take a girl out she won't fuck you
After you just brought her a gram of coke
You spent all your money on shitty coke
I'm not a loser!  That's right,
I'm not a loser!
Cruise down the boulevard
Wasting Mommy's gas while you're
Looking for kicks on Friday night
You're only goal in life
Is to smoke a joint
And decide how you're gonna get
Laid tonight
You are a fucking son-of-a-bitch

You arrogant asshole
Your pants are too tight
You fucking homo
You suck, Mr. Buttfuck
You don't belong here
Go away you fucking gay
I'm not a loser!

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CATALINA

My room's a mess but I don't care
I'm tired of sitting at my desk
You can't bother me
I'm far away from you
Got to get away
You can't ruin my day
You can't tell me what to do
You can't make me think I love you
Shoot it in your arm, you can't hurt me
I'm on my way to Catalina
And I'm not going to read your books
My tank's full of squid
And it's getting light
And you whores, you can't make me want
'cause I got all the rest I need
On the deck of my boat
And you can't take my heart when I'm here
'Cause it's a long swim home
For your suit little arms
I'll steal some gas, fix my motor
Put on my Beatles tape
And get you out of my head
Ah yes, here I am, far away from everyone
And the only fish I smell
Is on the back of my boat
I want to go but my motor's broken
There's no scotch tape, I'm out of gas,
So it looks like I'm stuck here
I'll steal some gas, fix my motor
Put on my Doors tape
And get you out of my head

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PARENTS

Parents why won't they shut up?
Parent's they're so fucked up.
They treat me like a tool
They take me for a fool
Parents ...
They're so fucking dense
They look into the past
For future reference
Parents ...
They don't even know I'm a boy
Just treat me like a toy
But little do they know
One day I'll explode!
Parents ...

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I'M NOT A PUNK

I'm not a punk, how can I be?
Show me the way to conformity
Try to be different but it's always the same
End up playin' someone else's game

I'm just a square goin' nowhere
I'm just a square goin' nowhere

You used to walk by my side
Now you see me comin' now you hide
I see you here I see you there
I can see that you don't care

I'm just a square goin' nowhere

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KABUKI GIRL

Look out get out of my way
I'm going to the atomic cafe
I'm going to the atomic cafe
You're a mystery to me kabuki girl
Don't say sayanaro
I want to see you tomorrow
I want to see you tonight
You're a mystery to me kabuki girl
Your face is white your hair is black
You'll probably stab me in the back
But that's the chance I'm gonna take
Don't say sayanaro
I want to see you tomorrow
I want to see you tonight
You're a mystery to me kabuki girl
East is east, west is west
Girls from the east are the best
They got more of what I'm looking for
Look out get out of my way
I'm going to the atomic cafe
I'm going to the atomic cafe
You're a mystery to me kabuki girl

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JEAN IS DEAD

Wake up early, mad at you
Got to school but where are you?
You should have told me
I should have known
But now you're gone
And I'm alone
Your mother told me
Last night on the phone
Now you're gone
Now I'm alone
I would have helped you
I would have done anything
I would have taken you with me
Or bought you a ring, but
Now you're gone and, I'm alone!

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SUBURBAN HOME

I want to be stereotyped
I want to be classified
I want to be a clone
I want a suburban home
Suburban home
Suburban home
Suburban home
I want to be a statistic
I want to be masochistic
I want to be a clone
I want a suburban home
Suburban home
Suburban home
Suburban home
I don't want no hippie pad
I want a house just
Like mom and dad
I want to be stereotyped
I want to be classified
I want to be a statistic
I want to be masochistic
I want to be a clone
I want a suburban home
Suburban home
Suburban home
Suburban home

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MARRIAGE

Do you know what I think about you?
Do you know what I feel is true?
Do you know what I think about her?
I know she thinks about me, I'm sure
Don't know why it's so, but it's true
So you know what I think about you
But do you know what you want me to do?
When you see me staring at you
Do you know what I want you to do?
I don't know why it's so, but it's true!
I don't want to have sex with you
I want to be your friend
I want to be with you
I want you to marry me
Now you know what I think about you
You know that my speed is you
I know I want you to be my wife
And be with me the rest of your life
Do you know what I think about you?

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MYAGE

Almost ready, almost there
Or is it already over
She's a friend in need
She's a friend in deed
She needs someone to hold her
Alone at night, she plans her game
Correctly thinking that I'm in pain
But every night it's always the same
She be a-fuckin' with my brain
'Cause she don't need no one
We all want to play your game with you
We know you're just a starter
But there's no reason for you to quit
Just 'cause we try harder
I don't want to talk on the telephone
I don't want to see no pictures
She'll find out just what she needs
And when she does I'll get her
She feels safe when she's with him
'Cause he'll never try anything with her
Well you know now girl, just what want
Are you going to let it scare you?

I knew you would
She don't need no one
And she don't need me

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I WANT TO BE A BEAR

Got your jourdache jeans
Got your pretty long hair
Dinner and a movie powder your nose
Take their honey for lay
Just like pay
You're just a human being on this planet
You're just flesh and blood like all the rest
You'll get old and have a wrinkled ass
Humans are ses I want to be a bear
I want to shit in the woods
In my cave hunt my prey
Could be you, I want to have food
Burgers not berries
Ladies are women but women are ladies
Got a baited hook you are calling it
Your cherry
You want to settle down
And you want to get married
I don't want to smell your muff

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STATUE OF LIBERTY

Well the people walk all around
The thing on an island very far from here
They pay it homage like a god
And they paint it on each and every year
A sign for all it was given to us
And we all appreciate this bomb
The tourists don't know and never will
It has no use it's meaning is gone
The Statue of Liberty
And for united we stand
We all agree it's a mystery
But why'd they give it to us?
We still don't know just why it came
A present from god or by the rain
The crowds swarm wildly to see its peak
When I watch I go insane
Why is it so important to them
What is the beauty they see in it
I don't know why I just accept it
I don't want it cause it makes me sick

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Descendents: "Bonus Fat"

MY DAD SUCKS

Judgment time again, who's on the shit list
this time around
Whose friends can we pick and tell them how
to live
Value judgment hide, it's a-comin' our way
He's just a jerk himself, tryin' to earn his own
He goes to the bar to get his girl
But the rich he's got ain't what it's worth
Says he needs his little sexual push
Says two in the hand's worth one in the bush
Because he's just a pain in the ass
He's a thorn in my side
Why can't he leave me alone?
Instead of running my life?

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I LIKE FOOD

\I like food, food tastes good!
I like food, food tastes good!
Juicy burgers, greasy fries,
Turkey legs and raw fish eyes
Teenage girls, with ketchup too!
Get out of my way, or I'll eat you
I like food, food tastes good!
I like food, food tastes good!
I'm going to turn dining
back into eating
I like food, food tastes good!
I like food, food tastes good!

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MR. BASS

Mr. Bass lies waiting in his kelpy room
Waiting, til comes doom
He comes and them he goes
He sees Orca and then he knows
And I can see Mr. Bass, he's on my wall
I can feel Mr. Bass, he's on my wall
I can taste Mr. Bass, he's on my wall
I can smell Mr. Bass tomorrow
We finished the island with a broken motor
We went knockin' on the bass' door
They were biting at alarming rate
Mr. Bass he was irate                       
Mr. Bass takes a beating
Billy boy must keep eating
Old Pat he must be burning
Looks like his stomach's turning
He feeds on the centipedes
He lies behind in a greenish hue
He'll eat whatever, he'll even eat you
Mr. Bass, he knows my hook
'Cause I've been reading them bassin' books

Mr. Bass takes a beating
Billy boy must keep eating
Old Pat he must be burning
Looks like his stomach's turning
He feeds on the centipedes

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IT'S A HECTIC WORLD

It's a hectic world and it makes me a nervous wreck
It's a hectic world and I've got no intellect
It's a rat race, God what a race
It's a rat race, it's a disgrace
You gotta keep up with the crowd
If you can't be quiet then you gotta be loud
It's a rat race, it's a rat race, it's a rat race
Hey! You!
Tryin' to get ahead is what I'm supposed to do
No matter what I do I gotta get ahead of you
It's a rat race, God what a pace
It's a rat race, it's a disgrace
You gotta keep up with the crowd
If you can't be quiet then you gotta be loud
It's a rat race, it's a rat race, it's a rat race.

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RIDE THE WILD

Well you've messed around with all my friends
and everyone you've seen
You know you're tryin' to ride the wild
when you mess around with me
And all my friends tell me they see
you out on the town
And they all look down upon you with some
pity and a frown
Bankshot baby, saw through your eyes
See ya' run around with a thousand other guys
tell them all your newly thought up lies
you don't want to be wanted by someone else new
if you can't show some love for me then
I don't want to see you
Girl you got me runnin', why can't you see?
Lately when I wake up it's on the wrong side of the bed
and I know your voice distinctly, it reverberates my head
And all my friends tell me they see you out on the town
they see you're tryin' to ride the wild, but
the word's been passed around
Ride the wild baby, you like to ride all night
Ride the wild baby, I'm sure you're not so tight
come on baby, give me a try
you don't want to be wanted, by someone else new
if you can't trust a liar, then I don't want to trust you
Girl you got me runnin', why can't you see?

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HEY HEY

Hey hey what do you say?
About our state of affairs
Hey hey what do you know?
Are you ready to go?
Go! Go! Go! Go!
If you think that everything's ok
then go on home and lock your brain away
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Are you ready? Ready!
Hey hey what do you say?
About our state of affairs
Hey hey what are you for?
Are you ready for war?
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Now's the time to defend
your worthless life!
Are you going to kill, or be liked?
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Are you ready? Ready! To die?

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GLOBAL PROBING

It takes a long time to get what you want
No matter how hard you try , it just won't come
But you keep on tryin', and you don't give up
and it's really silly, and it's all in vain
and if you don't stop you're going to go insane
cause it takes a long time to get what you want
no matter how hard you try, it just won't come
But you keep on tryin', and you don't give up
and it's really silly, and it's all in vain, and
You could be doing other things
You could be doing what you want, but you
keep on tryin' and you don't give up
and it's really silly, and it's
all in vain and if you don't stop
you're going to go insane
It's all in vain and if you don't stop
you're going to go insane
Insane! Insane! Insane! Insane!
It's all in vain, and if you don't stop
you're going to go insane

knew you would
She don't need no one
And she don't need me

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WEINERSCHNITZEL

Welcome to Der Weinerschnitzel
May I take your order please?
Yeah, I want:
Two large Cokes, Two large fries
Chili-cheese dog, large Doctor Pepper
Super deluxe, with cheese and tomato
you want Bill sperm with that?
NO!

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Descendents: "Enjoy"

ENJOY

Flatulation punctuates the still night air
And I thank god you're here

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WENDY

Wendy, Wendy what went wrong
Oh so wrong
We went together for so long

I never thought a guy could cry
'Til you made it with another guy
Oh Wendy, Wendy left me alone
Hurt so bad

Wendy, Wendy don't lose your head
Lose your head
Wendy don't believe a word he says

I can't picture you with him
His future looks awful dim
Oh Wendy, Wendy left me alone
Hurt so bad

Wendy I wouldn't hurt you like that
No no no
I thought we had our love down pat
Guess I was wrong

The farthest thing from my mind
Was the day that I'd wake up to find
My Wendy
Wendy left me alone

Wendy, Wendy left me alone
Hurts so bad
Wendy, Wendy left me alone
Hurts so bad
Wendy, Wendy left me alone
Hurts so bad
Wendy, Wendy...

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KIDS ON COFFEE

Doug is bouncing off the walls
Ray is drooling big spit balls
Bill is breaking large objects

Went driving down to San Diego
Passing by the nuclear tits
Go away off my earth!!!

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CHEER

Its been so long since I had a smile
I've stayed sad for such a long while

Don't want to spend the rest of my days
singing yesterday's love songs

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HURTIN' CRUE

Hurtin' Crue
Hurtin' Crue
Hurtin' Crue
Good future
Get a life
Get a job
Get a clue

Thought school would be such a blast
Just flunked another fucking class
Told myself too many lies
My mind's unfolding before my eyes
Now I know how it goes
What it means to go crazy

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80'S GIRL

She says you're the only one
But she's an 80's girl, and she can't get enough
Treat you so right till your supply runs dry

Won't you please love my friends
Won't you please fuck

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SOUR GRAPES

Hey you, new wave, come over here
You're the prettiest thing I've seen all year
Hey you, new wave, don't turn away
Close those pouty lips and listen to what I say

Why must you smoke that clove cigarette?
Why must you act like you've got a hole in you head?
Why don't you split the squares and love me instead?

You're all shiny and clean, I've seen you in my dreams
Like the Rolls Royce I can't have
Your presence makes me scream

Hey you, new wave, I pity you
When you get old, what will you do?

What will you do when you turn 21?
You're cockteasing at the singles bar just for fun
What will you do when you turn 31?
What will you do when you don't know how to love anyone?

Sour grapes

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GREEN

I can't believe what you just said
You'd sell your soul for a dollar bill
I can see the signs in your eyes
The signs that make an honest man lie

I've got green on my face
Got jealous green I can taste
Bitter-green bile because you're vile
And yet I covet what I hate

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GET THE TIME

When I get the time
I'd like to sit down
and write a little rhyme for you
Just a couple few
I'd tell you what you mean to me

Where can I find the time?

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DAYS ARE BLOOD

The days are blood
No beginning, no end
Bleeding like a fountain pen
The days are blood

And as I watch the evening news
I realize
Telling me of the day's slaughter
I realize
Spilling innards on my dreams
I realize
As I bleed cold sleep sweat
I realize
The nights are blood too

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B-Sides

SHATTERED MILO

I looked in her eyes but I can see
My place in her's a mystery
Struggle, as I try to say
The words I know she won't believe
Growing tired, of this game
I must know, what she wants from me
Oh and what, does she say

Well I'm beginning to wonder
I'm beginning to doubt
What kind a spell are you under
I can't figure you out

Keep your eyes away from me,
Leave alone that's what I need
Now don't touch me
Don't look me in the eye
Stay at least a foot away
The more I want, the more I sweat
The more I blow everything I say
You may think I'm bitching now
But you'll find out who I really am some day

Why don't you give me a sign
Walk with me, smile, just let me know
Do you like my act?
And am I putting on a good show

Cause that's all you'll get from me
What am I like?
Even I don't know
They call me a fucking Milo

Well I don't see the attraction
Your not telling the truth
I don't give satisfaction
And I won't play those games with you
I think you're getting to close to me
Leave alone that's what I need

My mind, is my saving grace
My cage, my hiding place,
My mind, helps me chose the fate
Today a man felt self disgrace
My mind, I wish it could erase
I've erased

Everything but your face
Leave your face
Oh not a trace
Except your face
Your face
Your face

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LUCKY

Walking home on St. Patty's Day
I found a lucky penny along the way
Put it in my pocket
The one with the hole in it
These days things don't seem to go my day

I know it's tough sometimes to be with me
When I'm predicting rain most every day
Lately I've been right, almost every time
These days things don't seem to go my way

What would I do, if I hadn't already got lucky once with you
If I hadn't already got lucky once with you

So I keep telling myself something's going to change
Maybe I'll get lucky then I can smile again
Cause that's what I want to do
I want a smile for you
I'm waiting for some things to go my way

What would I do, If I hadn't already got lucky once with you
If I hadn't already got lucky once with you
Fuck St. Patty's Day
I'm throwing my pennies away
But I'm holding on to a single lucky charm
That's what I want to do
I want a smile for you
I'm waiting for some things to go my way

What would I do, If I hadn't already got lucky once with you
If I hadn't found you what would I do?
If I hadn't already got lucky once with you
If I handn't-a wouldn't-a couldn't-a, what would I do
If I hadn't already got lucky once with you

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GOTTA

Money, it'll feed my tummy
But it, will never feed my soul
Where my soul should me
There's a hole in me
I can't live from 9 to 5
That's not enough to keep me alive

Gotta have a fantasy
Gotta have a dream
Doesn't matter what it may be
Only what it may seem

Funny, when you got no money
Then your, time is not your own
Where my time should be, there's only drudgery
I can't live from 9 to 5
That's not enough to keep me alive

Gotta have a fantasy
Gotta have a dream
Doesn't matter what it may be
Only what it may seem

Gotta have a reason to get out of my bed
I never want to feel my life's been wasted
Makin money, it'll feed my tummy
But it, will never feed my soul
When my soul should be
There's a hole in me

I can't live from 9 to 5
That's not enough to keep me alive

Gotta have a fantasy
Gotta have a dream
Doesn't matter what it may be
Only what it may seem
Gotta have a fantasy

Gotta have a dream
Doesn't matter what it may be
Only what it may seem to me

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